Idiot and the Children

Funny Word.

Ogar car owner: Idiot you and the 4Children should take this #100 and share it.

Children: Idiot, let's go and look for change.
Idiot: look for which change? Una no well, when change dey for here.

Children: where is the change? Abeg let's go and ask that woman inside that shop, if she'll help us with change.(Idiot STARTED TEARING THE #100 by PAGE by PAGE)

Idiot: you take your own.

Children: what is this you are doing...?

Idiot: (TEAR OUT ANOTHER PAGE). And you take your own too.

Children: were looking at him, with their faces Horror.

Idiot: tear out all the four Pages, Sharing it to the Children.

Children: you've spoiled our money..

Idiot: Now that I'm done, sharing the money, I think I'll take the center where the head is, because' I am the  senior.

One word for the Idiot...