28/12/2014

Rihanna flaunts sexy bod and underboob in Barbados photos - jonathmania

In an underboob selfie, Rihanna drew attention to her awesome cleavage — a pretty view that ends in blue skies.

Rihanna made it a holiday for the family.

Her Christmas week was spent together with her family in Barbados and she shared some really hot pictures from the holiday.

One of the pictures, an underboob selfie, focused on Rihanna's awesome cleavage — a pretty view that ends in blue skies.

Talk about having the blues over a picture.

In another shot, taken with a cousin, she showed us how awesome her body is.

You should see the tone on that skin and the ironing board stomach that showed how much care she's given the abs.

A third one showed less flesh, but you could see the point of the picture if you loked closer... her nipples were poking through the shirt!!!
She is a badgal without apology and we love her for it.

The gurl is just ever sexy… no denying it!

Photos: Actress Oge Okoye Celebrates Son As He Turns 8yrs - Celebrities - jonathmania

The nollywood diva took out time to celebrate her son today as he turn 8.

Ogeokoye: Happy birthday maa boo/ 1st fruit/ sweetheart/ ma luv,... I wish you long long life,good health, prosperity, wisdom and everything u wish for..God will make all things so beautiful for u my big strong man how time files. 8 years and still counting. we love you honey boo.#kissing baby.

See picture below:...

Source.

27/12/2014

5 places you should never attempt to have sex!!!

Sex and love!.

It is good to take sexfrom the bedroom to some other exciting locations, but there are some
places you should never ever attempt to have sex, no matter how exciting the prospects.

Several times, we have talked about how important sex is to keeping a relationship tight and sweet.

We also talked about how sex can become a boring routing if the partners don’t throw in some novel experience into the mix once in a while.

A couple of times, we have also talked about taking sex out of the bedroom into some other locations
like the bathroom or car—to spice it up.

Well, all those pieces of advice hold. But there are some places you should never ever attempt to have sex, no matter how exciting the prospects:

1.   Don’t have sex on a balcony. Now, this one has claimed many lives. A heated conversation leads to romance and in the moment, you’re making out on the balcony.

Maybe the railings are used as support for some kinky positions. Next thing the balcony breaks and a serious injury or death waits.
Many people have fallen to their death from a balcony. In June, two teenage students who were making love on a sixth floor balcony fell
and died in England. The romance is not worth the danger.

2.   Don’t attempt sex while you are in a car that one of you is driving. Now, you may think it is cool to have sex while driving a car. It is 100% dangerous, unless you are willing to
park and do it. Otherwise, giving him or her oral sex while driving or actually trying to try out a movie scene while in motion is very
dangerous. The possibility of him/her losing the steering due to excitement is high and so is the inevitability of an accident.

3.   Don’t have sex at the office (and any formal environment). Sex at the office is just a big NO. You might be thinking of a quickie when you attempt it. But you should also consider the high risk of getting sacked. It is even worse these days when some employers install cameras in workplaces. Imagine if
someone stumbled into your office or there is a sex complication that you need help with? Sex in the office is a great career killer. A kiss is just enough.

4.   Don’t have sex in sandy areas, beach inclusive. The beach is usually a very romantic place. The water, the breeze, it all stirs up a very nice feeling that may lead to
sex. But you must know that the risk of having tiny grains of sand lodged in your honeypot is very high. The way out of this is to get a thick
and large blanket that you can spread on the sand. Else, run to your hotel room!

5.   Don’t have sex in the wild forests. Some couple have ended up with severe injuries while attempting sex in the wild. First, you have dangerous animals like snakes and
poisonous spiders. These and other insects can crawl up your body and transmit serious diseases. There are also dangerous plants with varying degree of risks — from itching to
serious skin infections. The poison ivy for example can give you serious discomfort in the pubic region. If you are not sure of the terrain, keep it in your pants! In addition to this five, one important one to note is sex in the water. While this is not a total NO, you must know that chlorine, used in treating water is not good for the vaginal area. On the other hand, water that is improperly chlorinated
can contain a lot of dangerous bacteria. So chose your location with wisdom.

Photo: Prostitute Who Cuts Off Male Organs & Sells To Ritualists Arrested In Imo - Violent/Disgusting Non-Celebrity Crimes - jonathmania

Uche Agunta is a 23 year old lady who has been arrested and is being held custody at the Imo State Police Command.

She was arrested for hunting male organs which are used for money rituals.

The secondary school dropout has been long successful in carrying out the task by luring men with sex and at the height of ecstasy, using a razor blade to cut off their private organs.

Sun Newspaper interviewed Uche. She explained how she was caught when she tried to cut a 38 year old man’s manhood.

“I am a prostitute and I smoke. I have a gang and we specialise in sleeping with men and cut­ting their manhood during sex. We use the manhood for money rituals. I have killed seven men in the hotel in Owerri. They had sex with me after they have paid me N3, 000 or N5, 000. I would be on top of the man and in the process I would bring out blade and cut off his manhood.

I do hand over the manhood to our gang leader. They always promise to pay us N150, 000 for each manhood we could sup­ply, and which they used for money ritual.

I dropped out at JSS 3. I stopped going to school when I lost my fa­ther, but my mother is still alive. I joined a gang where some ladies initiated me into a cult. Our main concern is going after male organ for ritual.

I have given birth to three children. I sold the first and second children for N200, 000 each. The third child is a boy and he is staying with my mother.

On November 2014, the man met me at Oyima Street, Owerri. He gave me N2,000 to have sex with me. It was around 3.00pm. The victim took me to the hotel in Owerri and he was having sex with me.

I was on top of him and when he was enjoying it, I brought out my blade and I started cutting his manhood. But it hadn’t cut off when he started to shout for help. Then they came to arrest me and he was rushed to the hospital. I was arrested and I have confessed to the police.”

The Imo State Commissioner of Police Abdulmajid Ali confirmed the story to reporters, and also said Uche will soon be charged to court.

Unveiling Super Eagles Star, Onazi Ogenyi’s Girlfriend - Sports - jonathmania

Super Eagles/ S.S. Lazio central midfielder, Onazi Ogenyi is one footballer who dislikes being in the limelight. Perhaps his background training with the TB Joshua-owned My People Football Club accounts for this! Despite the 22-year-old soccer star’s relationship with a gorgeous babe called Sandra, he isn’t one to show her off as he guards his privacy.

The lovebirds are together this Christmas.

Three weeks ago, he instagrammed a photo of her in NYSC outfit with a caption, “It’s time to serve your country my dear”.
Sandra is a fresh graduate of Public Administration currently serving with 2014 NYSC Batch C.

25/12/2014

SHOCKING PHOTOS: 2 LAUTECH Students Striped Unclad & Beaten For Stealing - Education - jonathmania

2 LAUTECH Students had been accused of stealing laptops , Iron & Home Theater according to Close Source, One of them is said to be 500L Student of Accounting writing his Final Project, Also Former SUG aspirant for Welfare popularly know as Holumcouch ….
Source make it known to us that this are the big guys that do intimidate other Students with Lots Of Cash but Thank God the Source of there wealth has been revealed..
The guys were beaten mercilessly and stripped by guys in the area.

See pictures below:...

Lesbianism: Rukky Sanda Denies Being Tonto Dikeh's Lover - Celebrities - jonathmania

Rukky Sanda has debunked rumours that she is into lesbianism.

According to her, she is neither wayward nor homosexual.

Find what she said below...

“Why would I choose to be a Lesbian when they are different handsome men out there to date. I have even heard that I’m dating Tonto Dikeh,that’s absurd.

Tonto is my friend and colleague,
there is no sexual relationship between us. People should please stop calling me a lesbian, because I am not one.”

24/12/2014

Tania Omotayo's Sexy Outfit To Christmas Eve Dinner With Wizkid - Fashion - jonathmania

That lady who sent that mail about sleeping with Wizkid must be in pain now.
Tania just doesn't care or its Wizkid's
words against an unknown side chick.

Happy Christmas to you Fan & Readers- jonathmania

Sorry' i Wanna Know which month are we into now?

You're funny, so you don't know? Habaa. We are in December Na.

You don't mean it. It's a lie" please tell me the truth.

Hahaha, your serious oo, this December my friend. 25th December!.

Oh my God! Surprising". If so, what am I still Waiting For..? let us thank God for what thee has done for us. After all our sins, yet' he leads us through the Journey.
                         Father Almighty, maker of Heaven & Earth. We Give All Glory to thee Lord'.
                         Thank you Father.

                    HARPY XMAS
to all my Fan and Readers, and also for those who are yet to login.

I pray that all of Us shall Emerge through in "JESUS NAME" AMEN.

I love you All...

20/12/2014

Calamity Fire wipes out family of 7 in Benue

A mysterious fire outbreak has wiped out a family of seven in Benue State.

It was a tragedy of the greatest proportion when a family of 7 were burnt to death  in a midnight fire that gutted four flats of two bedrooms each at Anyamkor community in Gboko, Benue State.

The fire which was said to have started at about 11.40pm, consumed a man, one Lawani Oye, his wife and five children while other tenants in the other flats lost all their property.

Saturday Sun gathered from eyewitnesses that as soon as the fire started from Oye’s flat, his wife
known popularly as Mama Tunde, was the first to raise the raise the alarm, which prompted other
neighbours to rush out of their flats.

One of the neighbours narrated:
"We were jolted out of sleep with the shout from the neighbour’s flat as Mama Tunde was shouting
fire! fire!! fire!!!. It was her shout that woke us up and we all rushed out of our flats without evacuating anything."

But before the neighbours could mobilise to tackle the inferno in the absence of fire fighters, the flat
had caved in trapping the family who were burnt beyond recognition.

Another neighbour said they could not immediately ascertain the cause of the fire but that the only clue was that the generator was running in the night and by the time they went round after the fire, they saw a lantern near the generating set.

It was gathered that the charred bodies of the de­ ceased were left at the premises of the General
Hospital, Gboko, because the workers were on strike

This Is Crazy! Dude lights up cigarette in sexy woman’s butt

WTF! Is this this dude actually doing what I think he's doing?

Crazy is what this is!
So Wha’anda was strolling on Twitter and then he stumbled across this.

A guy lighting up his weed/cigarette in a woman’s butt…

In the caption he added, he said the dude in the pictures loves weed and booty.

It is kinda funny and silly at the same time.

What do you think?

4 ultimate sex moves to set your love on fire - jonathmania

Is there a crack in your relationship, leaving you scared that the fire is going out? Well, its time to make a move and get your love back on track with these ultimate sex moves.

You, yes, you, listen to me… or should I say read on? Have you been experiencing a crack in your relationship? Is your lover being a little bit lethargic? Are you afraid that the fire is going out? If yes to any of the above, permit Wha’anda to tell you that something is missing relationship— hot
sex! Solution? Get the fire back…

1.   Talk, ask, listen. The first step to getting any relationship back on track is to talk. You can start the talk with some romantic moment, a kiss or a hug can set it off. Things could get messy from there. Remember to talk about his/her sex and sexual fantasies/inadequacies.

2.   Try oral. Trust Wha’anda , there is nothing more intimate than oral sex for two partners that are comfortable with each other. If you have not been adding oral sex to the sex menu, the weekend is a good time to try it out with your partner. A good mouth job has a more lasting effect than 'proper sex' and it can lead to intense arousal. But try to get a shower first.

3.    Watch something sexy, like porn. Forget all that talk about porn being bad for you. Truth is you and your lover could do you know that both men and women like sex? It is a good turn on for many people. A soft porn movie may be a way to start before you move to hard-core stuff.

4.    Try a new sex position: You need to introduce something new to your sex life. One of the new things you could do is to bring in a new sex position. The conventional missionary style is boring and you might want to do some kinky stuff. (Get some ideas here). The doggy style is one of the best positions to guarantee maximum sexual satisfaction for both of you because it puts the man in control and hits the woman’s G-spot

5.   Create a shower hour moment   together. Have you had a shower moment with your lover? It can be really intimate and fires can start from there. Take turns scrubbing each other and then have sex standing. It will be cook to install a hand rail in your shower.

Try ‘em out and let’s know how it goes…

Cheers, Merry Christmas in advance

Photo: Wyclef Jean Surrounded By Soldiers As He Arrives Lagos - Celebrities - jonathmania

Music superstar and record producer, Wyclef Jean is in Lagos, Nigeria at the moment.

He got in today and pictured above is the multiple Grammy award-winning musician with security.

When The Two Ladies In Wizkid's Life Watched Him Perform At The Rhythm Unplugged - Celebrities - jonathmania

Last night, lovers of Nigerian music and lots of celebrities gathered at the Eko Hotel and suites for the 10th edition of the Rhythm Unplugged concert.

The audience - including Tania and Sola, got to watch musical performances by P Square, Wizkid, Mavin All Stars, Flavour, Olamide, MI, Patoranking, Waje, Yemi Alade, Seyi Shay, Skales, Runtown and Presh.

Wizkid's boo, Tania Omotayo attended the event, looking all chic-ky in her white and pink outfit while his babymama, Sola Ogudugu settled for the black dress.


See photos below:

"I'm Too Young To Get Married" -timaya Claims - Celebrities - jonathmania

he Ukwu singer Timaya has declared that he is not under any pressure to get married for now.

The 37 year old told The Punch in a new interview that he is too young to get married at his age. Excerpts below......

“I am not yet ready to get married and anyone who is looking for that is only being deceived because I am too young to get married.

Marriage is not all about money and nobody knows what I have in the bank because they are not my accountant.

Musicians lie a lot, so don’t believe most of what they tell you. They are only trying to ‘package’ themselves. I am not prepared for marriage because I am not yet ready to sacrifice for any woman, I am sorry.

My daughter is my life and I love her so much but marriage is not on my mind. I don’t want a situation whereby I will tell a woman I want to travel somewhere and she would be complaining.”

On his vulgar sudden lyrics, Timaya said.....

“I sing vulgar songs because that is what pays.
It has made me richer and I am not doing it because people need to hear something good.

People that complain about the vulgar song actually love it.

They complained about the song but in six months, it has had 13 million views.

I know I say vulgar words but I advise that it should be meaningful sometimes,”

19/12/2014

Photo: Tiwa Savage Dancing Shoki To The Delight Of Fans At Soundcity Blast - Celebrities - jonathmania

Tiwa Savage

The event was a huge success! One of the highlights was the part where the sexy singer thrilled her fans with the popular Shoki dance. As you know, slim girls do it better... smiley

Nicki Minaj's nip slip ...boobs spill in Andy Cohen's face!!!

Did Nicki Minaj even know that her boobs almost flew into his face?
Heehee, this is funny.

Nicki Minaj 's breasts seemed to be tired of being strangled during an interview on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen .

The twins almost pooped out of her dress and Andy must have had a hard one watching Nicki's ample cleavage.

The rapper did not even seem to notice that something was happening.
Yeah, its so funny!

Photo: Chief Tony Anenih & His Young-looking Wife Who’s A Judge - Politics - jonathmania

Chief Tony Anenih, the Chairman, Board of Trustees (BoT) of the Peoples Democratic Party and his wife Hon.

Justice Maryann Anenih were guests at Captain Osa Okunbor’s daughter’s traditional wedding ceremony that held recently.

This picture, which was taken at the event, has gone viral with some making reports that she’s in her 20s.

We can authoritatively tell you that the beautiful young-looking Hon.

Justice Maryann Anenih is a serving judge at an Abuja High Court. She’s happily married to the elder statesman also known as Mr. Fix-It.

Nigerian Soldier Sentenced To Death For Mutiny Cries Out On FaceBook - Politics - jonathmania

Fahat Fahat is one of the 64 soldiers sentenced to death for not fighting Boko Haram.
He says it's because they were not well equipped.

18/12/2014

Actress puts her curves on display in new photos

Actress Juliet Ibrahim shows of her gorgeous frame and flawless skin in her latest promo shots Nollywood actress, Juliet Ibrahim puts her signature curves out in new promo pictures she shot for the release of her latest career; music!

The curvy actress rocked bold chic looks in a monochrome l bustier dress, vibrant floral maxi while braiding her hair in loose big locks sporting bold red looks and nude make-up looks through the photos showing off her flawless skin.

17/12/2014

Comedian AY Trains With The Nigerian Female Football Team, Super Falcons (pic) - Celebrities - jonathmania

Comedian and movie produce AY posted a photo of himself training with the Nigerian female football team, Super Falcons as they prepare for next year’s female World Cup scheduled for between June 6 to July 5, 2015 in Canada.

AY tweeted:‘It was nice training with our national heroes. Thanks to@onosky5 @superzeee for the jerseys. I am so proud of u 2.’

(Photo)-John Okafor (Mr Ibu) Takes Selfie With Ruth Kadiri And Nkem Owoh. - Celebrities - jonathmania

This selfie stuff seems to be the happening thing this year..Veteran Nollywood stars Nkem Owoh (Osuofia) and John Okafor (Mr Ibu) have joined the selfie wagon.

See the photo below...

The comic Nollywood super stars took the selfie in a movie set in Enugu.

grin john Okafor and Nkem Owoh are photogenic .... Lols..

Lais Ribeiro rocks in Victoria’s Secret lingerie shoot

Lais is undeniably one of the most gorgeous models in recent years and she proves the point in her Victoria’s Secret lingerie shoot
Brazilian supermodel Lais Ribeiro has been there and done that.

Standing at 5 ft 11" the hot 24-year-old cannot stay invincible in a crowd of beautiful women.

She has walked the major international catwalks for a number of top designers like Chanel, Gucci,
and Dolce & Gabbana to mention but a few.

Lais has also appeared in ad campaigns for the likes of Ralph Lauren and Christian Dior.

She also appeared in the 2010, 2011 and 2013editions of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

Lais is undeniably one of the most gorgeous models in recent years.
Check out these snaps from her Victoria’s Secret lingerie shoot...

10 steps to kill, hide unwanted erection

A sudden erection can become a huge embarrassment if it happens in public, or you’re not properly dressed.

Here is how to kill it.

Normally, a normal man has an erection from sexual stimulation.

More often than not, the erections start without warning, like early morning erections or sudden
erections that happen when you have an encounter with a beautiful woman.

Such a sudden, unplanned erection can become a huge embarrassment if it happens in public, or you’re not properly dressed.

When this happens, you either bear the shame or you find a way to kill/hide the erection.

Here is how to kill it:

1.    Go take a pee. You need to get     yourself into
the restroom. You can always excuse yourself from a crowd by saying you need to take a pee.
When you are in the toilet, erase all
sexual images from your mind. You can also pour water on your little member.

2.   Stroll a little.
Taking a walk will force your
body to blood to your limbs in order to get them moving.
It is that action that will stem
the flow of blood to your penis and get the erecting calmed.
So just walk around a bit and get the little bod calmed down.

3.   Get a distraction. The best thing you can do for yourself is to find a way to distract yourself.
This is because erections are as a
result of the thoughts you have.
For example, thinking about a woman’s breasts can give
you an erection.
So turn your mind to something else, something without sexual coloration.
You can hardly think and sustain
an erection.
4.   Create weird thoughts. If you can imagine something weird, you might get rid of that unwanted erection quickly.
You might want to imagine your worst fear coming to life.
If you hate snakes, imagine snakes crawling in your lap.
It might work

5.   Change the temperature in your pant.
An ice block is the best for this trick, but it may not be readily available. Just get anything cold into your pants to slow the blood rush.

6.   Masturbate if you can. An erection is just a sign that your body wants to get some action.
Remember that when a man ejaculates, he loses his erection temporarily.
So you may ignite a quick release by masturbating, if you can.
If all the above fail, as it may sometimes do you have to go for Plan B – HIDE IT!

1.  Put both your hands in your pocket.
Doing that will ensure you don’t get suspected.
It will make you look cool and give you an opportunity to tame your penis.
2.   Cover the p-zone with something.
Put a magazine or a book on your lap and pretend to be reading. If you are close to a table, shift closer so you can hide everything under it.

3.   Fold your hands on your lap. If you do this, make sure the expression on your face is as
casual as possible.

4.   Distract everyone. This one may backfire or fail.
Just say something that will get
everyone’s attention away from you and use the moment to rearrange your member.
So there you go, you don’t have to endure those embarrassing moments again.
Just kill it or hide it.

Shekau Vows To Attack Emir Sanusi Of Kano Over Self-Defense Advice - Politics - jonathmania

Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau, has threatened to attack the Emir of Kano, Muhummadu Sanusi II, in retaliation for the Emir’s call on Kano residents and other Nigerians to arm and defend themselves against the terror organization.

In a new video released weekend, Mr. Shekau said his group does not consider Mr. Sanusi a true Muslim, and will attack him whenever an opportunity presents itself.

The Emir had earlier issued a call to arms after a series of deadly attacks by suspected Boko Haram militants in Kano.

Speaking at Kano’s central Mosque in October, the Emir charged the people of Kano to arm and defend themselves against the sect, which is responsible for more than 13,000 deaths.

Militants later launched a deadly assault on the Mosque on Friday, November 28, detonating multiple bombs and shooting worshippers to death.

Rivers PDP 'Congratulates' Amaechi For Losing APC's VP Slot. - Politics - jonathmania

The Rivers State Chapter of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP has 'congratulated' the outgoing Governor of the State, Rotimi Chubuike Amaechi for losing his bid to grab the Vice Presidential ticket of the All Progressives Congress, APC.

A statement issued by the PDP this afternoon read, "The PDP is excited that Amaechi has been confirmed as a serial loser who lacks the capacity to win any competitive contest and can only excel in incivility and loose tongues"

Most disturbing, the party noted is the billions of tax payers’ money the outgoing Governor spent on lobbying for the APC VP ticket at the expense of infrastructural development, provision of portable drinking water in the State and payment of salaries and allowances of civil servants and pensioners.

"The outgoing Governor Rotimi Amaechi plans to empty the State treasury and also debit the upcoming Government with huge debts that will take the life span of his successor administration to upset.

"One of such plans, the PDP can authoritatively reveal is the recent directive by Governor Amaechi to the Chairmen of the 23 Local Government Areas, whose tenure in office has elapsed to access bank loans to the tune of Two Hundred Million Naira (N200,000,000.00)".

"The loan, the Party reliably gathered, would be used to fund this year’s cultural Festival, here referred to as ‘CANIRIV’ and as Christmas package and freebies for members of the All Progressives Congress in the various LGAs and fun APC campaigns"

"The PDP condemns in its entirety what it describes as criminal and unpatriotic of Governor Amaechi and all those aiding him to commit such financial fraud on Rivers People", PDP said.

In addition to the above, the Party said the outgoing Governor has consistently squandered public funds on Personal Political ambition, sponsoring APC events and his failed Vice Presidential aspiration.

"It has also been established that the outgoing Rivers State Governor is today a leading financier of Gen Buhari’s Presidential campaign, as billions of Rivers money were used in organising Buhari’s campaign tours and travels as well as major events of the APC in and outside the State, including the protest march in Abuja and the National Convention in Lagos"

"Considering the economic and social implications these reckless and fraudulent financial activities of Governor Amaechi portend on the State and people after the life of this administration, the PDP believes it is time to act rather than remaining mute over an avoidable calamitous situation in the State".

"It is in the light of this that the PDP urges all anti graft agencies to urgently save Rivers State and the people from impending collapse in 2015, after Governor Amaechi has left office.

The Party also warns all financial bodies, including Banks and other lending institutions, not to honour any further applications for loans or borrowing arrangement by the Rivers State government under Governor Amaechi or any of its agencies, as such financial transactions will not be respected by the incoming Government in the State", the party added.

16/12/2014

Early menstruation linked to heart disease risk - jonathmania

Researchers at the Oxford University in Britain have discovered that the age of 13 is the optimum age for monthly periods to begin, and women who start their cycles at age ten or younger, or 17 or older appear to be more likely to have a heart condition or stroke.

According to scientists, women who begin their menstrual cycles early or late appear to be at greater risk of developing cardiovascular problems.

Researchers at the Oxford University in Britain have discovered that the age of 13 is the optimum age for monthly periods to begin and women who start their cycles at age ten or younger, or 17 or
older appear to be more likely to have a heart condition or stroke.

The scientists gathered data from about 1.3 million women who were mostly white and between the ages 50 to 64 and noticed a pattern
among those who had started their periods at age ten or younger, or 17 or older.

The women were studied for more than 10 years and the two specified groups had a 27 percent
increased risk of hospitalizations or death due to heart disease.

Dexter Canoy, the lead author of the study and cardiovascular epidemiologist at the University of
Oxford's Cancer Epidemiology Unit stated that there is a strong correlation between the age of
menarche, when a woman's first period occurs, and heart disease and stroke risk.

President will win in 2015, Reno Omokri says - jonathmania

Omokri has stated the reasons why Jonathan will defeat every other candidate and once again occupy Nigeria’s number one office come 2015.

The Special Assistant to President Goodluck Jonathan on New Media, Reno Omokri has said that the president will be victorious at the 2015 elections.

Omokri has stated the reasons why Jonathan will defeat every other candidate and once again occupy Nigeria’s number one office come 2015.

He stated this in an article titled “Why Jonathan Will Win in 2015”.

Read it below:
My dear brothers and sisters, a number of you have asked me, particularly on Social Media, why
I think President Goodluck Jonathan deserves your vote.
I will use this space to answer that
question headlong and unequivocally, because I believe with every fiber of my being that reelecting President Jonathan is the best course of action that Nigerians can take if we do not want to go
back to the old ways in which the government dictated to us rather than related to us.

Everything about the emergence of President Jonathan as the candidate of the PDP shows his party and it's candidate as the only truly national
candidate.

The National Convention in the Federal Capital Territory, which is known as the 'Center of Unity' was auspicious and befitting as the PDP is the only political party that projects one united and indivisible Nigeria.

Nigerians can take pride in the PDP and its pan Nigerian credentials. The party does not have regional bases.

The whole nation is its base.

The ruling has a unique ability to unite as a party that goes on to unite Nigeria as a nation.

The PDP is the largest party in Africa and under this banner, we have grown our economy to the point where it is now the largest economy in Africa proving that as the PDP grows stronger, Nigeria grows stronger.

And with all due respect, the choice between the PDP's candidate, President Goodluck Jonathan
and the opposition's candidate, General
Muhammadu Buhari is clear.

Lagosians who are today escaping Lagos traffic via the air conditioned Goodluck train must be
under no illusion that this service just appeared from nowhere.

No. It came about via a visionary
long term plan whose ultimate goal when fully implanted will see a Lagos-Ibadan High Speed
metro line that will enable people live in Ibadan and work in Lagos.

The contract was signed in August 2012 for $1.5 billion and the
management of the Chinese Firm CCECC has mobilized to site.

The project itself, being part of the Interstate Rail Project, has been listed by KPMG as one of the
world's top 100 infrastructure projects!

This is a fulfillment of the idea that Alhaji Lateef Kayode Jakande had way back in 1982-3 but which was delayed when the military thought they had murdered that idea by canceling the project.

But that project has been given new life today by the President Goodluck Jonathan administration
because as Thomas Sankara said "you cannot kill ideas".

Some people erroneously think that President Jonathan will not do well in the 2015 election in Katsina State, but the people of Katsina will vote
for President Jonathan because he built the only Federal University in Katsina state as well as the
only 6 Almajiri schools in that state.

Before the ascension of the President to power, Katsina and
11 other states had no Federal Universities.!

The 2015 election is about records. The President has his record and the opposition have theirs.

The days of selling a candidate based on his ethnicity, region and religion must go forever.

2015 must be about issues, records and ideas!
I, Reno Omokri, am proud to say that President Jonathan has never publicly or privately called for
violence or bloodshed.

President Jonathan's has bequeathed a good Human Right Record to Nigeria.

No political Prisoners exist in Nigeria.
No one is imprisoned for their views under President Jonathan.

What is the opposition's Human Right record? When President Jonathan took office in 2010, it
used to take an average of 7-8 hours to go from Benin to Lagos. Today, after the reconstruction.

(Not repair) of the Benin-Ore road, that same journey can be done in 3 hours and the President sent the Coordinating Minister for the Economy, Dr. Mrs. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, to undertake the journey and verify the Estimated Travel Time on
that road.

Some people say the opposition is coming to fight corruption and I ask them if they have seen the latest Corruption Perception Index released by Transparency International 2 weeks ago? Under President Jonathan, Nigeria progressed 8
points upward in the scale proving that the President is tackling corruption headlong.

The major progress Nigeria made in the 2014 Corruption Perception Index released by Transparency International are the result of the
clinical surgical incision made by President Jonathan at the root of corruption in Nigeria.

Gone are the show trials that glorify style over substance with media prosecutions that do not lead to convictions.
Under Jonathan, Nigeria has
had more corruption convictions than at any other time and Transparency International noticed.
Remember that the Fertilizer Procurement and Distribution sub sector of the Agricultural sector
was a veritable channel of corruption.

Billions of dollars went into private pockets as middlemen inflated costs and supplied adulterated products
to farmers.
But under President Jonathan's watch, 14 million farmers were registered by the Ministry of Agriculture who connected them directly to the product through an e-wallet system by which the
Agriculture ministry send texts to farmers to go and pick up their fertilizer and seeds direct from
their locality.

What greater anti-corruption credential can you have than to weed out 50,000 ghost workers from
the Federal Civil service saving Nigeria almost 350 billion Naira per annum?
As I speak to you, the Abuja-Kaduna Rail project has been completed, under budget and under the time frame for which this administration promised which is as a result of the new efficiency of the Federal Civil Service which, through the Federal
Ministry of Works, had been able to supervise the contractors efficiently because no kickbacks exchanged hands.

My brothers and sisters, as I unveil my candidate to you, I am confident not only that he will win the 2015 Presidential elections based on his
record, I will further call on you and other well meaning Nigerians, that If you value human life, please urge INEC to make candidates take an oath not to incite violence when they lose in 2015.

I sometimes wonder if the opposition think that President Jonathan is a time traveller.

Why do I say so? When the opposition says Nigeria's problem is Jonathan perhaps they should explain why we had problems when some of them where in power.

Is it that President Jonathan travelled back into the past to create the problems they faced?
They say that President Jonathan has not achieved anything.

In that case is it that President Jonathan bribed the UN to say that Nigeria's average Life Expectancy rose from 47 to 52 years under his
administration, or he bribed the International Monetary Fund, IMF, to promote Nigeria to a Middle Income Nation in 2013 from a Low Income
Nation before that? Or he bribed KPMG to list our interstate High Speed Rail project as one of the world's top 100 infrastructure projects? Did he compromise the International Food Policy Research Institute to say that hunger has reduced in Nigeria under Jonathan from 16% to 14.1%?

I am not saying that Nigeria's problems are all solved.

How could they be? It took us 50 years to get to the point we were before President Jonathan became president in 2010.

Surely it will take us more than four years to get out of the problems we faced for half a century.'

But one thing I can say is that we are making progress under President Jonathan.
.Elections are now free and fair and we have bade farewell to do
or die elections.

People can say what they like and be assured of freedom of speech and freedom after the speech.

The era of politically motivated assassinations are gone.

Our railways have been revived, our major highways have either been revived or are in a state of being revived.

All those 12 states that did not have universities prior to Jonathan's ascension now have universities.

In today's Nigeria, you cannot name a state in Nigeria where Jonathan has not built either a brand new university, a secondary school, a
hospital or a new road!
President Jonathan knows that a mind is a terrible thing to waste thus Jonathan built 150 schools for Almajiri.

And then some say that he has only scratched the surface. My response to them is that if previous administrations had likewise scratched the surface, we won't have 12 million children out of the formal education system in Nigeria!

President Jonathan is building schools in every state because if disadvantaged kids had schools
in the 80s they would not have grown up into adults that believe that books are haram!

Those regions that did not have international airports before Jonathan now have.

Today, Hyundai, Kia and Nissan have opened up vehicle manufacturing/assembly plants in Nigeria even as the government, most especially the Presidency, is patronizing Innoson cars as official
cars.

Nigerians want stability in their leader.

You won't marry a person who jumps from relationship to
relationship, so why support a Presidential aspirant who jumps from party to party?
From 1999 till today, President Goodluck Jonathan has remained in one party come rain come shine.

Who in the opposition can make
such a claim? Nigerians want to know what a candidate will do
for them.
They do not want to listen to candidates bicker like motor park touts.

Even those that do not support the President or the PDP have at least
heard of the Transformation Agenda.

Have you heard of the opposition's agenda?
As elections approach, expect more panic attacks from a party that spent its time insulting and
criticizing the President instead of selling its ideas to Nigerians.
They say that they will form a parallel government if they lose in 2015. Under Jonathan, elections
held in Edo, Anambra, Ondo, and Osun.

Which of them were rigged? Why is APC rejecting 2015 elections in 2014?
My brother and sisters, never allow those who swore that they were determined to make some parts of Nigeria "ungovernable" shake you and turn your focus from the verifiable progress Nigeria is making under President Goodluck Jonathan.

I can assure that just as he said when he declared his interest to contest the 2015 Presidential elections, under President Jonathan's leadership, Nigeria "will never go back to the old
ways"!

15/12/2014

Oil workers begin strike today - jonathmania

The workers have gone on strike to protest the government’s refusal to reduce the pump price of petrol despite the worldwide decline in the price of crude oil.

The threat of fuel scarcity looms again in Nigeria as oil workers in the country begin a nationwide strike today, December 15.

The workers, under the umbrella of the Nigeria Union of Petroleum and Natural Gas Workers (NUPENG) and the Petroleum and Natural Gas
Senior Staff Association of Nigeria (PENGASSAN), have gone on strike to protest the government’s refusal to reduce the pump price of petrol despite the worldwide decline in the price of crude oil.

The workers are also protesting the government’s failure to maintain the country’s four refineries, the delay in the passage of the Petroleum Industry Bill and the non-implementation of the Nigeria Oil
and Gas Industry Content Development Act.

The strike is expected to affect all oil and gas operations in the upstream, midstream and downstream sectors, according to a statement by the Media and Information Officer of PENGASSAN, Babatunde Oke .

The unions have also said that the strike will not be suspended until the government makes a firm
commitment towards addressing their grievances.

7 bedroom lies most women tell their men

Making love

Women are often left cheated and unfulfilled during sex but they tell 'bedroom lies' to service the egos of their men.

In most romantic relationship, sex plays a major role.

Sometimes, the absence, lack or inadequacy — quality or quantity wise, can lead to the collapse
of a relationship.

Partners often struggle to keep each other sexually happy as an obligation to keep the relationship going.

Unfortunately, the women are often the ones left hanging, cheated and unfulfilled, so they have to make up with what Wha'anda calls 'bedroom lies' to service the egos of their men.

Here are 7 of the most common ones:

1.     "You have the biggest dick I’ve    ever seen."
This is just an ego booster, probably to make you slave more in bed. A man that feels confident about his penis will be very creative
and confident in bed.
Truth is, your penis may not even make her top10 list.

2.     "I came." This is just one of the   biggest sexual lies women can ever tell you. It is usually offered to men who boast about their sexual
prowess but fail to hit the nail well when given the opportunity.
To leave him with a shadow
of his ego, she says “that was great, I came.” Na lie! Try again bro.

3. "Don’t worry, it happens to most people."
This comes when your penis fails to rise to the occasion and she offers it so you don’t feel bad.
While it may be true that weak
erection or premature ejaculation affects many people, it doesn’t affect MOST people.
Find a medical solution and stop living in the shadow of her pity-lie

4.    “I wasn’t expecting this." She comes to your house looking hotter than sin.
Or you visit her and she opens the door wearing something very revealing.
But when you try to score she
says “I wasn’t expecting this…” Brother, she just kidding.
You don’t expect her to be too
forward and say “I was waiting for you to come and f**k me.” So you should just play along.
Be warned that she might actually not be in the mood.
So know the limit, cross it and you’re a rapist.

5.    "I’ve never had sex this great!” Oh yeah? She told you that ad you are happy? Sorry, your ego has just been given a pat. You gotta do
much more work to be her best.
But it does make you feel good, right?
The following two are lies used when women don’t want to have sex but they don’t want to tell you directly.

6.    “I’m a virgin.” Hmm, this is a common one in a new relationship when she is not yet sure if
she wants to date you.
If indeed she is into you, she might have sex with you, being a virgin or not. So she just isn’t ready, give her time.

2.    “I’m seeing my period.” There are those girls who suddenly get ‘imaginary menstrual periods’ once in a while.
LMAO! Dude, she just doesn’t want to have sex with you! Let her be for a while or be more gentlemanly.

In case you are wondering, the reason for these bedroom lies stems from the sexual selfishness of
most men and also the need to help a man maintain his manliness, especially where he underperforms but thinks he is a sex god.

The bottom line is that lovers need to encourage open communication in their relationships.
Otherwise, the bedroom lies will continue.

Tonto Shares A Bathroom Selfie, Says She's Fat Now - Celebrities - jonathmania

Tonto Shares a Bathroom Photo, Says She's Fat Now

14/12/2014

Photos: Anita And Lola Okoye Had Christmas Party With Children In Makoko - Celebrities - jonathmania

See Anita's Instagram post and photos of them with the kids at Makoko below...

"Hello everyone!! ..these beautiful children changed my perspective on life yesterday.

I'm about to flood your timeline with the amazing experience @lolaomotayo and I had, courtesy of @kinabuti and other sponsors at the Christmas Party for the kids at Makoko"

"These children attend the floating school (in the first picture) and @kinabuti decided to organize a Christmas party for the kids.

It was a fun and life-altering experience for me as I learnt not to sweat the little stuff and be grateful for all I have.

It shows how genuinely happy people can be in any situation.

I connected with a lot of these children and cannot wait to go back to Makoko"

Nicki Minaj is lingerie striper in steamy 2015 Calendar teaser - jonathmania

#Pinkprint Fever

A sexy red lingerie set, Nicki posed by a stripper pole in front of the American flag with a sultry look on her face....

God bless America, for its freedom to...

Nicki Minaj is promoting her highly anticipated third studio album The Pinkprint with all the flesh- flashing she can muster.

Her 2015 Calendar is also on the mind of many fans.

Nicki turned lingerie striper in one of the steamy teasers she dropped to encourage fans to buy.

She posed by a stripper pole in front of the American flag with a sultry 'come here' look on her famous face.

In another picture, it was all booty action, typical Nicki style — a big gun in one hand, she did the Anaconda booty pose.

The Calendar will surely be hot and it should be cleared off the stores given Nicki's marketing assets.

Certainly, with plenty flesh flashing should come plenty dollar flashing.

Nadia Forde’s sexy tease in poolside lingerie photos - jonathmania

Nadia showed off her hot bikini bod in two sets of two-piece bikinis —immaculate pink and orange-pink.

British model, singer and actress Nadia Forde is an She got wet in her lingerie, showed us once more why she’s one of the hottest.

In a couple of poolside photos, Nadia showed off her hot bikini bod wearing two sets of two-piece bikinis —immaculate pink and orange-pink.

She queened the giant Australian pool with her gorgeous body like a mermaid.

The curvy beauty is unlike the average skinny model, boasting an impressive butt and boob combo that cannot be ignored.

It is no wonder the 25-year-old was awarded Rear of the Year in the 2014 Jungle Awards of the show